Dear D.I.A. Staffer,

I dug in the bottom of my purse, in my pockets, and under my hat but I couldn't find anything - no stray stick of gum, lollipop , or pre-written thank you poem. So, in exchange for your kindness, we grant you immortality, here, on the i.n.t.e.r.n.e.t.

-Dar and Justin

Dear _____________,

I'll respect you more if you roll your own.

-D